Cat food flavors, as designed by cats

Amy and I often joke that most Cat food flavors are given names that sound good to humans… but what if cats designed their own food flavors? I submit these as examples:

“Beef and Beaver”

“Rat cutlets with fur”

“Wild Weasel cutlet in gravy”

“Raw bits of miscellaneous entrails”

“Rhesus Monkey” (apologies to Get Fuzzy)


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